I just saw a sample of one of these coolers that my company (Keller) makes the housing for.
Cooler is made by Thermo Concepts in Sherbrooke Canada, and is the Cima model.
Looks like 6 ply maple, 5/16" thick. The sample was 12" diameter.
How about one of these with an actual tuneable drum head for a top, and a glitter or oyster wrap!