Jeff: Oh! Well... my dad is not available. He passed in '02, and doesn't get out much anymore. Mom may go with me, but at nearly ninety... Wow, what am I going to do? :)
Steve: How do you improve the aerodynamics of a guitar players car? Take the Dominos Pizza sign off the roof. That's funny! I'll be stealing that one! Thanks!
blackrome: Hmmm... keep a fake beard in your pocket, when the sales folks aren't looking, put on the beard. Might work!
A guitar player friend of mine posted this on Facebook, so I replied along the lines of, "Good call. Yeah, so many times the guitar players that accompany drummers aren't adults..."
We seem to be coming in for more than our fair share of bashing this season. This one also doing the Facebook rounds right now.
Always liked the sign posted at the local music shop.
Attempts to play "Stairway to Heaven".
Will result in an immediate ban from this establishment.
Thank You. Management.
Creighton
8 year old boy:
"Mommy, when I grow up I wanna be a drummer!"
Mom:
"Well, you will have to decide then because you can't do both."
