How about "She caught the Katy and left me a mule to ride" or "I wish I was a bicycle seat" .

Love both of these...

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I will focus on hair-band and generally the 80's cheese (since that was back in my day), as even with being the best era of music, ever, they still had their fair-share of cheese......

Any song by Stryper, is 2 1/2 cans of Cheese-Whiz.

Don Johnson (of Miami Vice fame) sang a song called Heartbeat. I was actually embarrassed for him......... 3 cans of whiz.

Europe's Cherokee. Yeah it was a killer tune, but the lyrics screamed of a band that wanted to try to say something, ANYTHING, other than the normal lyrics of the day. IMO, they tried TOO hard with this one...... 3 1/2 cans of whiz.

ZZ TOPP's "TV Dinners", and "Velcro-Fly". Ridiculous. 4 cans of the whiz.

Rush's "Mystic Rhythms'" Hot-garbage, this one was..... No whiz rating needed, worst song of their storied careers, hands-down.

Ratt's "Way Cool Jr." It was cheezy in the way it made all the guys act when they heard this song at the arcade at our local store's basement. They should have titled this song "Insta-poser!"

My all time cheesiest tune of all, not hair metal, but it has to be said. YELLOW SUBMARINE!!! Wow, they killed seven cows to manufacture enough cheese to offer this ridiculous musical experiment to the masses......Falling Do

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"If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me"

Bellamy Brothers

Why has no-one mentioned "Havin' my baby" by Paul Anka, 'You light up my life" by Debby Boone and "Beth" by Kiss, or the cheezy Alice Cooper song-"you an me ain't no movie stars etc..."all these songs cause almost immediate ********* spasms and/or gag reflex.