Why I stopped using vintage thrones...

I had one of those three legged deals with the two slotted arms that "secure the seat." Imagine this in slow motion...One of the supports releases, I fall back and to my right with my tailbone connecting directly on the floor tom leg of my WMP Slingerlands. AHHHHHHHHHH!

Next junk clean-up for the town, I took great pleasure in shot - puting that sucker into the pile.