> I have nude pics of Bea Arthur.
I just hurled my lunch... thank you very much! LOL
Now let's see how long it takes to get that image out of my head... Hey! I've got one for you! Earnest Borgnine was married to Ethel Merman... imagine what that mess looked like naked! Shades of Bea Arthur!
John
OK John, you made me bring out the big guns. Rosanne Barr and Tom Arnold. Nuff said!
Maybe this thread needs a weight limit!
Mister T
Hey salty, please excuse the ignorance here, I am just trying to keep it all straight......... Are you being serious or is this one of those things that a sarcasm font would clear up nicely, for the lesser informed? I only ask as the title of one of your books you wrote seems to fit. Please, humor me and explain just a tad so I can follow the thread!!!LoLoLoLoToodlesDrumhack guitar2guitar2Car Driving2Eye BallClapping Happy2
Morning, Drumhack!
I'm just trying to give a few members a couple of laughs. It seems that we could all use a few chuckles once in awhile. Like my books, my replies are pure fiction. Actually, Purdie's image of Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman is far stranger than any of my fabrications!
Brian
Gents, he's preying on new folks again. Lame
Attention new folks. There are many of us waiting 6+ months on parts or refunds.
Not trying to start anything, just want to keep folks from getting burned.
Thanks,
Ray
Mike T: You are nothing but a liar and a cheap sensationalist!!! I knew Mitzi back in '69 in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico! We were lovers and engaged to be married. She told me that I was "the only one" but, she was the kind of girl who had to see the world. The next thing I knew, she was gone! I got a postcard once from Seville, Spain. She was drinking Sangria with someone named Ramone. I'm sure it was her cousin. Mitzi was never in Bankok or Singapore. In the future, please refrain from discussing the only woman I have ever loved on a public forum. Thank you. Have a nice day. Brian
Well MR. Hot stuff she did to you what she did to me SHE LIED! besides I know for a fact she drinks Rum!!!!
Dear AZBill, Why must you people mock me? Of course I knew Minnie! It was a long time ago but, I remember it like yesterday. She had recently separated from Cab Calloway and, to tell you the truth, I took advantage of the lady while she was in a vulnerable state. Sure, everything was great for awhile. We even had a child. Have you ever heard of Mary Wells? Things started to go downhill after the birth of our daughter. No one is totally to blame. Minnie was attracted to Mr. James Brown. I hooked up with Bea Aurthur. Damned strange world. Brian
Dear Sir;
I do not know where you get your tainted information from. Perhaps you dreamed of Minnie, then woke up next to Bea. I would cut back on the sauce, personally. That said, please refrain from further lowering Minnie's fine reputation. We got back together in '92 and have since been very happy, since........sort of.
B
PS - Mr Borgnine was a fine gentleman. RIP, big feller.
Dear Sir;I do not know where you get your tainted information from. Perhaps you dreamed of Minnie, then woke up next to Bea. I would cut back on the sauce, personally. That said, please refrain from further lowering Minnie's fine reputation. We got back together in '92 and have since been very happy, since........sort of.BPS - Mr Borgnine was a fine gentleman. RIP, big feller.
Dear AZBill,
I apologize for my inane comments concerning Minnie. I now realize that we were discussing two distinct ladies. Perhaps my drinking has become a bit out of hand. I am happy for you that you have found your soul mate in life. It must be wonderful. I simply endure.
Again, please forgive the words of a foolish man.
Brian
P.S. Would it be possible to send me a recent photograph of Minnie? Thank you.
[QUOTE=Gravy;201802]Gents, he's preying on new folks again. Lame
Attention new folks. There are many of us waiting 6+ months on parts or refunds.
Not trying to start anything, just want to keep folks from getting burned.
Thanks,
Ray[/QUOTE
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