It is true that there might be a special title for certain people, not necessarily based on the number of posts, just on the level of expertise. And I think THAT should be the guru title. I mean, I have "Vintage drum guru" written under my nickname, but that's just because I wrote a few hundred posts like "Oh, man, those Club dates look awesome!!!!!!1" or "Gee, I'd love to have a swimming pool filled with sparkling champagne and floating Zildjians carrying immense piles of potato fries." I don't feel like a guru. This title should be awarded personally by admins to people who've proven they know their drums. I'm sure everyone has a few names in his head.
I agree with you completely,sir but, we might even carry this honorary appellation a step further! Many wise and very intelligent men of the past, Including Einstein, Dickens, Will Rogers and Mark Twain realized that as we age and are exposed to more of the world, we are not quite as bright as we once suspected when youth was in our corner. Perhaps we should all start out as gurus! As we learn more and more, we could "progress" in a backward fashion until we were all just "Guys Who Love Old Drums". Just a thought.
Brian