LOL - I just noticed one of our members screen name is; tiredofdrummerjokes.
So... allow me to kick it off:
Q: How does a band know when the stage is level?
A: When the drool comes out of -both sides- of the drummers mouth!
Who's next? Whatcha got for us?
John
Q. How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. None. They have machines to do that now.
so 3 Musicians & a Drummer walk into a bar! Keep on Pl KAPISH (rimshot effect)
Q: How can you tell there is a drummer at the door?
A: The knocking speeds up as it goes along.
John
A drummer is a person who likes to hang out with musicians.
Q. What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A. Drool.
Q. What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
A. The pizza can feed a family of four!
Q.Why do drummers have lots of kids?
A.They're not too good at the Rhythm Method!
Q - How do we know that a drummer invented the toothbrush?
A - If a musician had invented it they would have called it a teethbrush.
What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
A drum machine can keep time and won't steal your girlfriend.
