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tiredofdrummerjokes Last viewed: 49 seconds ago

Posts: 1461 Threads: 75

Forgive if this is in bad taste...

Why does a drummer put his sticks on the dashboard of his car?

So he can use the handycapped parking zone.

Wayne

1967 Rogers Cleveland Champagne Sparkle
20,16,13,13.
1967/68 Rogers Dayton Champagne Sparkle
20,16,13,13.
1966 Rogers cob 7 Line Dynasonic Snare.
1967 Rogers "Humberto Morales" Timbales.
1980 Ludwig B/O badge 14x 6.5 Black Beauty Snare.
1980 Ludwig B/O badge Red Cortex
22,22,18,16,15,14,13.
1988 Sonor "Horst Link" HLD 590 14x8 Bronze Snare
Posted on 10 years ago
#41
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Wayne - Truth is never in bad taste. LOL

I can't believe you guys revived this old thread. It was a hoot rereading it.

John

Too many great drums to list here!

http://www.walbergandauge.com/VintageVenue.htm
Posted on 10 years ago
#42
Posts: 2023 Threads: 47

From Purdie Shuffle

Ghod, they revived it! It's alive, it's ALIVE!!! LOL

Yeah but the guy showed up on page 3 in 2012 and nobody noticed -

From tiredofdrummerjokes

HA! How did I miss this post?! Despite the name I am a big fan of drummer jokes and poking fun of ones self in general you can't take yourself too seriously. That being said my personal favorite would have to be "What has 3 legs and A**hole on top? A DRUM THRONE! (Insert rimshot here)

...joke's on you guys! ....you're all drummers, right? :)

Mitch

Posted on 10 years ago
#43
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My drum teacher used to say (in his very Scottish accent) ' ough, twenty musicians and a f.....g drummer'

I love the jazz era
Posted on 10 years ago
#44
Posts: 1163 Threads: 36

Did you hear about the bass player that got locked out of his car?

He had to smash the window to get the Drummer out!

40's Slingerland Radio King WMP
60's Ludwig Downbeat Silver Spark
70's Ludwig Super Classic White Marine
60's Gretsch RB Champaigne Spark
70's Rogers Big R Black
90's Sonor Hilite (Red maple)
00's DW Collectors Broken Glass
00's DW Jazz Series Tangerine Glass
10's DW Collectors (Acrylic) Matt Black Wrap
10's PDP Concept Wood Hoop kit (Maple)
Proud ambassador of the British Drum Company
Posted on 10 years ago
#45
Posts: 1041 Threads: 64

What do you call a Drummer in a Volkswagen?

--Farfromthinken

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

---Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?

--Would you like fries with that sir?

Laughing H

-Justin

"People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different."- Bob Ross

"After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music..." - Aldous Huxley
Posted on 10 years ago
#46
Posts: 334 Threads: 42

Q. How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?

A. He doesn't know when to come in.


1971 Ludwig Rock Duo set in Blue Oyster Pearl
early Mapex dual bass drum Saturn kit
1964 Leedy Ray  Mosca kit in Blue Sparkle
1959 Slingerland Super Gene Krupa snare in WMP
1968 Slingerland Hollywood Ace Snare Drum
1969 and 1977 Ludwig 400 Supraphonic snares
1965 Acrolite snare
Ludwig Coliseum snare
'68 Rogers Dynasonic snare
Pearl free floating piccolo snare
13" Mapex piccolo snare
6.5" deep Mapex steel snare
Mapex 6.5" Brass snare
I know there's more snares than that.
UFIP cymbals / Avedis Zildjians
Ghost pedals or Tama King Beats
you kids get off my lawn

 

Posted on 10 years ago
#47
Posts: 1461 Threads: 75

I think some of us are getting drum jokes mixed up with lead singer jokes here.Still funny though...

Wayne

1967 Rogers Cleveland Champagne Sparkle
20,16,13,13.
1967/68 Rogers Dayton Champagne Sparkle
20,16,13,13.
1966 Rogers cob 7 Line Dynasonic Snare.
1967 Rogers "Humberto Morales" Timbales.
1980 Ludwig B/O badge 14x 6.5 Black Beauty Snare.
1980 Ludwig B/O badge Red Cortex
22,22,18,16,15,14,13.
1988 Sonor "Horst Link" HLD 590 14x8 Bronze Snare
Posted on 10 years ago
#48
Posts: 1163 Threads: 36

From rastus

Q. How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?A. He doesn't know when to come in.

See this is a singer joke.

Q. When do you know a Singer is at your door?

A. He's forgotten the key and doesn't know where to come in! LOL

40's Slingerland Radio King WMP
60's Ludwig Downbeat Silver Spark
70's Ludwig Super Classic White Marine
60's Gretsch RB Champaigne Spark
70's Rogers Big R Black
90's Sonor Hilite (Red maple)
00's DW Collectors Broken Glass
00's DW Jazz Series Tangerine Glass
10's DW Collectors (Acrylic) Matt Black Wrap
10's PDP Concept Wood Hoop kit (Maple)
Proud ambassador of the British Drum Company
Posted on 10 years ago
#49
Posts: 334 Threads: 42

From geckobeats

See this is a singer joke.Q. When do you know a Singer is at your door?A. He's forgotten the key and doesn't know where to come in! LOL

OK, how about this one...

Q. What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?

A. One will mature and make money.


1971 Ludwig Rock Duo set in Blue Oyster Pearl
early Mapex dual bass drum Saturn kit
1964 Leedy Ray  Mosca kit in Blue Sparkle
1959 Slingerland Super Gene Krupa snare in WMP
1968 Slingerland Hollywood Ace Snare Drum
1969 and 1977 Ludwig 400 Supraphonic snares
1965 Acrolite snare
Ludwig Coliseum snare
'68 Rogers Dynasonic snare
Pearl free floating piccolo snare
13" Mapex piccolo snare
6.5" deep Mapex steel snare
Mapex 6.5" Brass snare
I know there's more snares than that.
UFIP cymbals / Avedis Zildjians
Ghost pedals or Tama King Beats
you kids get off my lawn

 

Posted on 10 years ago
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