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Drummer gets therapy for being impotent, then goes to band. The other musicians look at the drummer in frustration every time he balls u

The drummer gets therapy for his impotence. Then this drummer goes to band practice. The other musicians look at the drummer because he can't get going when he has a solo. The drummer says well every time it comes to the end of a number I think I have the chance to realy let rip and do big fills and almost like a solo but then bandleader just stops me, so now when I'm asked to do a real solo the same thing just happens. So bandleader says are you the same with your wife?

I love the jazz era
Posted on 10 years ago
#51
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Laughing H

I love the jazz era
Posted on 10 years ago
#52
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This is my 500th post!!

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five, one to hold the bulb and four to drink until the room stats to spin.

I like Drums...
1963 Ludwig Downbeat Champagne Sparkle
1964 Leedy (Slingerland) Blue n Silver Duco
1964 Ludwig Club Date Sparkling Silver Pearl
1966 Ludwig Super Classic Sparkling Silver Pearl
1968 Gretsch round badge modern jazz orange stain
1972 Slingerland 85N Pop outfit Light Blue Pearl
1976 Ludwig Vistalite clear
1981 Gretsch SSB Gran Prix Rosewood
1987 Yamaha Turbo Tour Custom Mellow Yellow
1991 Pearl Export Ferrari Red
Posted on 10 years ago
#53
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I have to say something on our own behalf at this point... people who can laugh at themselves are emotionally and psychologically healthy people. We 'get it all out' on the drums. Most people have to pay a shrink for what we get for free every time we sit down to play. We're a self-deprecating lot alright... gotta love drummers!

Guitar players are usually as$holes... the -drummers- are always the cool guys in the band! :D

John

Too many great drums to list here!

http://www.walbergandauge.com/VintageVenue.htm
Posted on 10 years ago
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