>Oh YEAH!!! The long stream of Ginger Baker jokes!
On par for length with the list of Great British Lovers! lol
John
(There's a story behind this one but it would look like gratuitous name-dropping so I won't go into it...BUT...here goes:)
Q.) How many drummers does it take to change a drumbooth's lightbulb?
A.) Two. One to change the bulb and Bernard Purdie to "go in and fix it".
Q.) What do you do when there's a drummer running around bleeding in your backyard?
A.) Stop laughing and shoot again.
Q.) How do you get 2 drummers to play in perfect sync with each other?
A.) Shoot one of 'em.
(There's a story behind this one but it would look like gratuitous name-dropping so I won't go into it...BUT...here goes:)Q.) How many drummers does it take to change a drumbooth's lightbulb?A.) Two. One to change the bulb and Bernard Purdie to "go in and fix it".
DING DING DING...we have a winner! Way too funny!
And for us concert band and symphonic players...
Q: How many timpanists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. He holds the bulb still and the world revolves around him.
What do you say to a drummer in a three piece suit?
Will the defendant please rise.
Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me either.
HA! How did I miss this post?! Despite the name I am a big fan of drummer jokes and poking fun of ones self in general you can't take yourself too seriously. That being said my personal favorite would have to be "What has 3 legs and A**hole on top? A DRUM THRONE! (Insert rimshot here)
